Club Penguin Cheats, Glitches And Secrets

80 Funny Pictures and Edits

Why did you have to die grandpa?

I thought I was a good singer but the judge didn’t like it. He must have a really bad taste of music or something.

I wonder when I’ll turn purple?

Two seconds later…

I’m Harry Penguin in the first book/movie.

The army of Blitz!

Yay! Thank you my fans!

Wasn’t there supposed to pool there, not just darkness?

My site is looking pretty good don’t you think?
Your custom chocolate bar

Stupid puffle!

I never liked puffles again.

That wasn’t me!!!

How did I get in there?

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Oops!

I’ve been looking for my real home for a while.

I still don’t like puffles.

Blitz got a bit to dizzy at the April Fools Party.

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I had to go really bad!

No now I’m a puffle!

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Don’t even ask what that is.

That is definaltaly not a horse!

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Oh yeah would look at that name.

Whoa! The Sport Shop got pranked! I mean its not like I did it.

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Who knocked over the speaker!

Isn’t the viking helmet supposed to be hidden?

Help me!

Wait a second! Why is the puffle there?

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Now that’s what you call my kind of party hat!

Yeah there happy but some day there going to take over the world! Or was that chipmunks?

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Wait! Why is the cowboy on a dinosaur?

Don’t tell me they caught me for pranking the Sport Shop!

Is that puffle spying on someone?

Uh oh! Will I survive?

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Poor guy doesn’t know that Club Penguin doesn’t have any bathrooms.

He made me lose the game on the first level!

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What one coin! After all that hard work!

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Hey! How did they get those?

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Poor guy he didn’t know that he was wearing that shirt.

There’s still a mark from that pencil!

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Well you know how some people sing in the the shower?

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Well Blitz sings while he brushes his teeth.

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Wow! The Pizza Parlor looks real!

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Help me!

Help me!!!!!

Um I asked for size 2 not 100.

Hey where’s the right size?

Why is there a midget surfing?

Party at the Ice Burg! Oh no it’s gonna melt from the fire!

Ahhh!!

This guy is a bit to happy.

Ha ha! Some guy left his helmet and I’m taking it!

What no not you again!

Let me guess 1 coin again.

ZERO ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!

Hide And Go Seek Gone Wrong!

Spy and I decided to play hide and go seek!

I crawled into this tunnel!

This was the best hiding spot in all of Club Penguin!

What does he mean cannon?

Ah!

The Innocent Penguin

I had to really!

Not the police!

Run for your life!

What disguise should I make?

Yes the disguise is working!

So the penguins cast the dead body into the ocean and later that day an old man was fishing.

And the dead body was drifting along the ocean.

To Be Continued…

The Penguin Who Lost His Name

I lost my name please help me!

My name wasn’t behind there!

He took my name!

I knew it!

Their thieves!

I hope I got it!

Hurray!

The thief doesn’t even have a name!

Tea and scones?? What happened to coffee??

Oh my gosh!!!! What’s wrong with me??

Would you buy me?

My eyes!!!!!

Don’t you think it’s fun when you lean back in your chair?

Help!

Are you kidding me!!!

Did the Ski Lodge shrink or did a get taller?

Is it just me or is the menu really hard to read?

33 Comments »

  1. Awesome Blitz those are cool

    Comment by altoid234567 — March 31, 2008 @ 1:41 am

  2. awesome blitz. these pics are funny and i actually laughed at them. the under wear one was good
    rock on
    sassie

    Thanks!

    Blitz7

    Comment by Sassie — April 5, 2008 @ 2:24 am

  3. lol :grin:

    Comment by yhety — April 9, 2008 @ 3:33 am

  4. lol

    jackybob

    Comment by jackybob — April 11, 2008 @ 1:14 am

  5. those are sooo funny!

    Comment by pinkey734995 — May 6, 2008 @ 7:20 am

  6. cool pics

    Comment by satonato — May 7, 2008 @ 12:39 pm

  7. Cold
    omg!
    oh they are so cool
    lol!
    In other words, Cool

    Comment by jiuyalsters — May 17, 2008 @ 7:25 am

  8. lol

    Comment by braybon9 — June 23, 2008 @ 10:55 am

  9. Funny pictures!

    Comment by spq96 — June 24, 2008 @ 4:07 pm

  10. Rofl, the last ones pretty funny.

    Comment by Purpalooloo — June 24, 2008 @ 7:02 pm

  11. Those are really funny pictures Blitz, I laughed so hard i almost had to go to the hospital. Keep up the good work!

    Coldy Guy

    Comment by clubpenguinsecrets1997 — July 13, 2008 @ 4:50 pm

  12. ha! fun pictures :P
    ~Acezboy~

    Comment by Acezboy — July 14, 2008 @ 11:32 pm

  13. I love the part about the fisherman finds the dead penguin. XD

    Comment by yoshimad123 — July 21, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

  14. hey blitz that was hilarious! i mean soo funny dude i saw ur post on my blog and i have to say its up to spy and me so yeah when spy respondes me i will tell u

    Comment by djmax10 — August 9, 2008 @ 8:28 pm

  15. haha funny

    Comment by Soboli — August 11, 2008 @ 4:28 pm

  16. heyy man your pictures were halirous!!!!

    Comment by fazboyz — August 12, 2008 @ 9:09 am

  17. lol those are soo funny!

    Comment by Cpguy — August 12, 2008 @ 4:05 pm

  18. lol, nice pics!

    Comment by Earth 18, Earth 11 and Dafamz or Harriet 111 — August 17, 2008 @ 2:43 pm

  19. lol. Umm, Wheres the bathroom? Clubpenguin doesn’t have any bathrooms! and the cannon one is histaricle

    Comment by sparkels9571 — August 18, 2008 @ 12:20 pm

  20. LOL these r funny!

    Comment by Peach121298 — August 18, 2008 @ 1:41 pm

  21. hey i like your funny pics can you continue the one when the old man fishes and finds the dead body

    Comment by darthdj90 — August 20, 2008 @ 3:15 pm

  22. very funny blitz

    ~blue~

    Comment by bluefuzz1997 — August 23, 2008 @ 11:39 pm

  23. wow that gaint penguin with the mickey hat must be a pain!

    Comment by cheat stealer — August 31, 2008 @ 10:51 pm

  24. rofl!!!!!

    Comment by cookie — September 1, 2008 @ 9:59 am

  25. how do you edit all of that???

    I can’t tell, but I had some help from Spy Guy5000.

    Blitz7

    Comment by patascyy — September 1, 2008 @ 11:58 am

  26. Hey I like the one when the thieves stole your name !! Made me laugh of my chair =X

    Comment by Pule145 — September 2, 2008 @ 1:19 am

  27. blitz srry meh was the thief i liked ur name xP

    ~Mrchamp2

    Comment by mrchamp2 — September 5, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

  28. lol

    Comment by lakerone — September 8, 2008 @ 7:16 pm

  29. Lol. Nice.

    Comment by Lennonlvr — September 13, 2008 @ 5:42 pm

  30. lol man!!

    Comment by wassatandycp — September 19, 2008 @ 5:09 pm

  31. i hope that comic about the dead pengin continues on this fall, i want to see it really

    Comment by monster211 — September 23, 2008 @ 12:05 am

  32. hahaha

    Comment by gabriella917 — October 13, 2008 @ 8:14 am

  33. hahaha i like the cannon one and ur name got stolen awsome man

    Comment by Agentkong101 — October 17, 2008 @ 9:56 pm


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